Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi
(Source: kelikooo, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
Smh damn shame
| 1950's lyrics: | Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will. |
| 1960's lyrics: | When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything. |
| 1970's lyrics: | I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. |
| 2012 lyrics: | Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt. |
Answer:
Well I know what a fuck is but what’s a tard? Is that a word?
My current party on Pokemon White you ask? Well..
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Hydreigon Level 82
Crunch
Outrage
Dragon Pulse
Dragon Rush
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Volcarona Level 80
Flamethrower
Rage Powder
Heat Wave
Bug Buzz
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Zoroark Level 81
Night Slash
Night Daze
Foul Play
Embargo
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Scrafty Level 80
Crunch
Brick Break
Hi Jump Kick
Head Smash
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Dragonite Level 82
Outrage
Hurricane
Thunderbolt
Aqua Tail
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Gyarados Level 81
Hyper Beam
Hydro Pump
Ice Fang
Flamethrower
My 2nd and 3rd one got destroyed :( but I’m gonna read every book again! (Taken with instagram)
